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It's Wednesday the 22nd of September and David Beckham is gushing.

How lovely. It's something we've all dreamed of, isn't it really? Dave. David Beckham is gushing. How lovely.

It's something we've all dreamed of, isn't it really?

Davey Boy Beckham, who knows absolutely nothing about fashion.

And he's very proud of his designer wife, Victoria.

She drops her spring summer 22 line.

We haven't found out, actually, whether or not her business is making a profit yet.

I mean,

somebody sent me something the other day. It was quite clearly about a hooey. They were talking about her successful music career and I thought she never had a successful music career. She was only

when she was in the Spice Girls and she just lullard. She didn't really have much to do with it.

The fashion collection, she laid people off left, right and centre. And we looked at the prices and we thought, well, that's why it's not selling.

And so she's designed something else.

And yet she's not at London Fashion Week.

Funny that.

Didn't do the Met Gala, didn't do London Fashion Week.

I mean, I think a pair of her jeans is about £6,700.

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