Gus Heagerty
Couples Therapy
Naomi and Andy
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
We fell in love with Gus Heagerty's online videos and what an ABSOLUTE DELIGHT it was to have him on the show today. Hopefully you've seen them too or have seen Gus perform comedy around NYC or have even seen him in our new favorite show Stumble. But even if this is your first time meeting Gus, you're gonna walk away charmed! We talk about starting therapy as a tween, caring for flour babies, spatchcocking in the country with your chef boyfriend, when the gym teacher responds with uncharacteristic empathy and SO MUCH MORE! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!
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| 0:00.0 | Open your hearts. |
| 0:01.7 | Loosen your butts. |
| 0:03.4 | It's time for couples therapy. |
| 0:08.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.0 | This podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their |
| 0:13.3 | homies talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situations. |
| 0:17.3 | Ships and conscious and coupling from Netflix hookups to single them with some bulu. |
| 0:25.2 | Tech, sex, regrets. So feeling on your new jubu they gonna talk about it ah yeah you are invited I need in therapy I guarantee baby we got it's couple's therapy |
| 0:30.4 | yeah yeah hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hello everyone and a welcome to couples therapy my name is Andy my name is A, A, A, A, Moucerapet. |
| 0:40.1 | Hello, everyone, and welcome to couples therapy. |
| 0:41.2 | My name is Andy. |
| 0:42.0 | My name is Naomi. |
| 0:43.1 | We're a real life couple. |
| 0:44.6 | A real life couple of comedians. |
| 0:48.5 | And on couples therapy, we answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners. |
| 0:49.4 | Hello, Naomi. |
| 0:50.4 | Hello, listeners. |
| 0:52.2 | Listeners, we have to say something. |
| 0:53.9 | We do. We do. And last week's intro, |
| 0:57.0 | we were remiss. Now, are we the number one couple show? The number one show about romance? |
| 1:06.1 | Globally. Globally. Yeah. Galactically, yes, of course we are. So should we have maybe mentioned Valentine's Day in the episode right before Valentine's Day? Maybe. Possibly. Possibly. Perhaps it is a responsibility. Perhaps it is. But I'll tell you what, we never remember it. This is what happens every year. We record the intro. Then after the fact we go, oh, wait a minute. Has it Valentine's Day coming up? Then after the fact, I look at the calendar to check on a doctor's appointment, and then I'm like, oh, wait, Valentine's Day. We should really mention that. But I say, you know what, I now am kind of standing by it. I think perhaps this is why we're a straight couple you can get behind. |
| 1:44.3 | Because we don't, we don't like, you know, live and die by Valentine's Day. We're not attached to it. |
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