Gurometer: Iain McGilchrist *Patreon Preview*
Decoding the Gurus
Christopher Kavanagh and Matthew Browne
4.2 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
In this Gurometer edition, Matt and Chris feed Iain McGilchrist into the sacred instrument to see where exactly refined country-parish-minister vibes land when combined with galaxy-brained hemispheres, civilisational decline narratives, decorative scholarship, and the other features of guruosity.
Iain McGilchrist Gurometer
00:27 Introduction
01:00 Iain McGilchrist Reactions
04:40 Galaxy Brain-ness
06:39 Cultishness
08:28 Anti-Establishmentarianism
11:39 Grievance Mongering
14:30 Self-Aggrandizement and Narcissism
17:21 Cassandra Complex
19:54 Revolutionary Theories
20:48 Pseudo-Profound Bullshit
24:10 Conspiracy Mongering
25:08 Excessive Profiteering
26:10 Moral Grandstanding
27:15 Overall Score
28:47 Bonus Round
33:04 Guru Binary Scores
37:18 Outro
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hello and welcome to Decoding the Guru's Gerometer edition with Mafie Brown and Chris Koutan. |
| 0:36.7 | You know the drill. |
| 0:37.8 | We're here to put a recent guru into the gorometer and see how they score on the 11 attributes |
| 0:46.2 | that we regard as fairly consistent amongst this secular guru set. |
| 0:50.8 | How are you doing, Matt? |
| 0:52.0 | Are you ready, willing, and able? |
| 0:55.0 | All three. |
| 0:56.7 | I've got the trifecta of willingness. |
| 0:59.1 | Yeah, good-a-gay. |
| 1:00.6 | Ian McEaucrist, eh? |
| 1:04.0 | This should be straightforward. |
| 1:06.8 | I think it's pretty clear-cut what he does do and what he doesn't do. |
| 1:19.3 | I'm going to mention this elsewhere, probably, but I did notice yesterday, Matt, that Dr. K was on Jubilee. |
| 1:24.8 | You know that thing where they are surrounded by 20 people and they like rush to get to the seat, right? |
| 1:30.5 | And it's like a Democrat versus 20 conservatives or that kind of thing is the way it's usually done right, or like a doctor versus 20 anti-vaccine people. In this case, |
| 1:36.1 | they had Dr. K versus 20 depressed people. But it was it was more like a, you know, like a therapy thing where each one he was kind of talking |
| 1:47.2 | about their problems. |
| 1:48.0 | They won't vote on or off. |
| 1:49.8 | But I mentioned it because the very first thing he said with the first person that came up |
| 1:53.5 | who was talking about having these, you know, difficulties where they have like conflicts |
| 1:58.5 | in their brain over different things. |
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