All right if you're listening to this on a podcast this is a special alert for you

This is real. This is the real deal. This is a big thing. We're talking about

taking away your pocket knife. Yeah, I'm not making this up. We're going to be talking about

that in this hour. Please listen up and please respond. You've only got two

weeks to get this done. You'll hear what I'm talking about but customs, believe

or not, wants to outlaw the pocket knives that we all carry every day.

Here it comes on gun talk. This is Milo Lardbottom, Junior Under Assistant Deputy to the Assistant Director of Deputy Affairs for the Department of Homeland Security

with a special message for listeners of Tom Gresham's gun talk.

We know who you are.

We know where you are.

You're right by your radio. We have special cameras that can see into your radio.

I have a special monitor built into my aluminum foil helmet. We are watching you.

So don't try anything funny buster.

Oh how very appropriate welcome welcome so glad you could be with me today.

I'm Tom Gresham you You're listening to gun talk. And of course on gun talk, we're

straight sometimes. We talk about a lot of different things. Of course we'll talk about guns and

shooting and sporty clays, trapsaped handguns, rifles, air guns, long-range, short-range,

doesn't matter.

Self-defense, absolutely gun rights.

Oh, of course, you know we're going to talk

about gun rights on gun talk but we will certainly go astray because a lot of times things are about our rights and they're all kind of interconnected.

In fact today is going to be most interesting day.

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