All right, podcasters, Tom Grasham here.

Guess what?

We're operating in the dark today.

Yeah, I mean, literally, instead of figuratively.

We're running off a generator power, believe it or not.

But it doesn't matter.

I tell you what, it doesn't matter what goes on. We're going to be bringing you gun talk every week.

Got a lot of cool stuff for the Department of Homeland Security

with a special message for listeners of Tom Gresham's gun talk.

We know who you are.

We know where you are.

You're right by your radio. We have special cameras that can see into your radio.

I have a special monitor built into my aluminum foil helmet.

We are watching you. So don't try anything funny buster.

Well, well, thank you, Milo. So glad that you could be helping us out so that we can help you out.

This is turning your neighbor week. So we're all doing what we can.

We'll have more from Milo and also our Trappitarist tips as we go through the day today.

Yes indeed, I'm Tom Gresham. Yes, we are live today.

It's May 3, 2009.

Glad that you could be with us.

Sorry about last week, came down with a terrible instant,

almost overnight, terrible cold, not swine flu but just basic cold couldn't do

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