All right, you're tuned into the podcast of Tom Gresham's gun talk and boy are you in for something?

I'll tell you what, can you believe it?

The Department of Homeland Security is now saying people who believe in gun rights may be domestic

terrorists. Well, we've recorded some tips. who believe in gun rights may be domestic terrorist.

Well, we've recorded some tips on how to trap a terrorist,

how you can identify a terrorist,

how you can turn in your neighbor like a good American.

You're going to hear it all.

Stay tuned for Tom Gresham's Gundog. This is Milo Lardbottom, Junior Under Assistant Deputy to the Assistant Director of Deputy

Affairs for the Department of Homeland Security

with a special message for listeners of Tom Gresham's gun talk.

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You're right by your radio. We have special cameras that can see into your radio.

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So don't try anything funny buster.

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Hey this is Tom Greshamy We would never try anything funny.

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Security in any way that we can now that we have our new definition of terrorists which includes of course you and me.

Yes indeed of course I assume at this point you understand what we're talking about is that the Department of Homeland Security

has issued an assessment of right-wing extremists, those who go to church, those who are returning veterans, those who believe in the

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