Guns and Chardonnay | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #046

The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne Barr

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Armed with a 9-millimeter and a gross overpour of chardonnay, Roseanne is finally back at home in her true element with her trusty sidekick (and elder-abusing son) Jake Pentland. Roseanne gives behind-the-scenes access into her latest scandal involving Joe Biden and Bergdorf and blows Jake’s mind with her Lex Friedmanesque “AI vs. AI” theory. There is a reason why some fans of this show prefer the mother-and-son combo to high-level guests…. It’s like hanging out with your own family. Sit back, load up, pour a glass, and enjoy!

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0:00.0	Greetings Earthlings, human beings, and fellow otherites or whatever it is.
0:08.3	Thinkers, fellow and sister thinkers.
0:11.2	Welcome to the Roseanne Bar podcast.
0:14.3	Oh you see.
0:18.3	My patience is growing.
0:20.3	Tell people where we are.
0:22.1	Because it's just you and me today. They're usually
0:24.0	Oh today it's just me and my son Jake my oldest son James Michael
0:30.2	Pentland. I remember when Jake was born and as I've gone into many times that was quite the
0:38.4	experience of Jake's just had a baby. Yeah well that's what I was going to get into.
0:43.0	I did most of the work. You did a lot of the work with the calming of the woman and child birth having natural childbirth.
0:53.6	Yeah.
0:54.6	Right.
0:55.6	Well, I'll tell everyone about it later, but yeah, we did the full bathtub, no pain meds,
0:59.5	flicting hippie-dippy.
1:00.4	She's in there with cabbage on her boobs.
1:02.0	Did you see that I did I
1:03.2	I would start laughing she actually did cabbage on the boot she said it she could
1:09.0	feel that it helped yeah we went to a place Loominary here and it was like everything's enzymes and you know all that
1:17.1	Run by witches yeah, it's a total witch is coming out of there. It was because I used to be part of the leftist witch is coming thing.
1:26.0	That's what it was.
1:28.0	But what I liked about them is that they were trained medically and this place is right next to an emergency room like
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