Guilds & Goblins 14: What if cupcakes were alive?

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Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

The team finds itself in the clutches of the Big Bad Wolf, but there is more to them than meets the eye. Is the Wolf as bad as the cupcake people say? The team will have to investigate a magical maze in order to find out!
Lessons include: Just because someone says or writes something about us, doesn’t make it true; positive self-talk can help us feel better and believe in ourselves.

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This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. The dice rolls are all real and help inform the story, along with your questions and ideas! Patrons get access to our Intro Rules and character sheet. Listen to all previous G&G episodes: 176, 181, 182, 191, 192, 193, 199, 199 ½, 214, 215, 216, 217, & 243.

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1:09.2	Grading's adventures. And welcome back to Guilds and Goblins. The What if World show
1:24.4	where your questions and ideas combine with our real life in the moment dice rolls to create
1:30.8	off the cuff adventures. I'm Mr. Erick your host, joined as always by our players.
1:36.4	Yeah, I'm Lola Rabbit, I play Lola Landra, I'm a way of bunny nature mage.
1:42.4	I'm Scully the Squared, I play Scullin' Bones, our Skeleton Trickster.
1:48.0	I'm ZZ Janilo and I play Turtalk, a turtle timekeeper. And I'm ZZ's little brother,
1:54.3	Zach. But you might know my character, Zach Amades. The Goblin Egg Chander.
2:00.7	Thank you, my fearless players. Now we've still got a secret question from Silas that we
2:05.9	didn't fully reveal last week, except for it involving a big bad wolf. But we also have one more
2:11.7	question from a listener named Jane. Hi, my name is Jane and my what if question is what if
2:20.3	cupcakes were alive? Jane, thank you so much for your questions. The land of Beren seems to be
2:26.3	overrun with baked goods and seeing as I'm rather hungry we should jump straight into the adventure.
2:32.0	Uh Mr. Eric shouldn't we do like a quick recap first? Uh uh thank you ZZ yes we should.
2:37.6	Previously on Guilds and Goblins. We all escape the trumpet at travel,
2:42.6	but we're then set up on by a bunch of unicats. As well as me, Turtalk. The turtle I'd been sent
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