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Asian Not Asian

Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen

Comedy Interviews, Asian American, Self-improvement, Brooklyn, Education, Asian Culture, Pop Culture, Bay Area, Alternative Comedy, Japanese Culture, New York, Stand Up Comedy, Comedy, Comedy Podcast

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2018

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

This one gets heated folks! Fumi & Mic talk Kanye newsletters, DJ Khaled's fear of giving women oral, the Utah girl who went viral for wearing a Qi Pao to prom, and finally, Mic confesses his life-long dream of wanting to joint the military. Follow us on IG @TheFumiAbe & @NicePantsBro Email us @ [email protected] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	One of these days update this. Oh shit
0:04.7	The Asian Avengers so weak
0:06.7	Asian Avengers so so fuckable
0:09.7	You know whoa whoa. There's five Asian guys together.
0:14.0	Wow.
0:15.0	Did you ever go through a stealing phase?
0:17.0	Do I think everyone should have a gun?
0:19.0	Maybe.
0:20.0	Or you can look me up. I don't care.
0:21.0	I'll fight you.
0:22.0	You want to get high as well. You want to get high if you want to get high as you like opium
0:24.3	Hey, what's up everybody welcome to Asian not Asian podcast we are two Asian guys not from Asia talking about American issues nobody gives a fuck about yeah
0:32.4	Yeah, fuck yeah my name is Fumi Abbe I'm talking about American issues nobody gives a fuck about. Yeah, fuck yeah.
0:33.4	My name is Fumi Abbe.
0:34.7	I'm your host.
0:35.5	Mike Noyin, oh your host.
0:37.3	What's up?
0:38.3	How's everybody doing?
0:39.3	How are you doing? Hey man, you listen to all the Kanye stuff?
0:41.3	You've been keeping track on that? Kind of. There needs to be a newsletter for what
0:45.7	can you said what kind he said yeah it would be called what can you said and it would be
0:48.6	called what can you said and it would be newsletter because like we need that
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