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Goodness, I went to a Bon Voyage party last night for Miao Miao

And it's actually slightly shaker, but I'll be honest with you

Anyway, welcome to the Frank Skinner Absolute Radio show, I'm with Emily, I'm with Gareth

Good morning

What have you got?

I got pig-a-air!

Don't lead me into it, I'm trying to wean myself off the pig-a-air

Don't be shy about the pig-a-air

No, maybe you're right

So it's a funny old, it's funny old times going on with...

I love the idea that Volcanoes are stopping aeroplanes from flying

It's so multiplexed, it's asked a movie, I love it

It's sort of old world taking on modern world and winning

Well, Laura came in when I was still asleep the other morning to tell me about it

And I just, you know, when you just incorporate something into your dreams

I like that Laura always has to tell you what's going on in the world as well

You see, it just lies in bed, it's lumbaried

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