I want to tell you about a little secret of mine. It's called the Secret Mum Club and

it's a brand new podcast that's all about the little secrets that we keep to ourselves

as parents to get us through the day. Whether it's questionable parenting techniques, hilarious

fails or cringe-worthy moments of madness from your little ones, the easiest thing to do

for all concern is to brush it under the lightly soiled carpet and pretend everything is

okay. It's time to share with the group as we open the doors to a safe space of confessions

and chaos no matter how silly or serious. It's like fight club, but for mums and with

no bread pit. So join me, Safina and my secret sidekick and mum friend Emma Jones.

Hey, yeah. Just search and follow the Secret Mum Club wherever you get your podcasts.

What take wonder?

Hi guys and welcome to Nip Tuck, not giving a fag.

Well done, well done, I thought I was going to have to say it, okay.

I thought she looked at me, so I thought, yeah, you just jumped in there.

I think that's the first gas that's like fully gone in there.

I feel like Danny did as well. I feel like these are the ones that I would expect to

be me and Danny. Yeah, those commoners. Straight in there with the fuck.

So this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive, aspirational women and man, man.

Yeah? Yeah. And it's all about being unapologetically yourself.

That's what we stand for and that's why our guests are very similar.

Yes. Yeah. That's what we have. So we've got a guest here today.

Who is the guest? Who is the guest? Can I say it because I want to say it like this?

Mem-mem-mem-em-mem-em-em!

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