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It's the Frank Skinner podcast AbsoluteRadio. I don't know if you say four or on or with AbsoluteRadio

but I've said AbsoluteRadio and with Emily and Gareth and we have I'm a Gillily on the show this

week and I got my hair cut by a celebrity hair person who actually cut my hair and apparently

you can there's a video of that on the web if you would want to watch that I don't know but my new

hair cut as it as it happens oh so oh that fell away a bit at the end I was like again oh no

no I think they were both good um here's the podcast Absolute. This is Frank Skinner on AbsoluteRadio

with Emily and Gareth. Good morning. Hello. Saturday morning. Saturday morning. Yes. Is that on

Eugene? That's got that out though. Yeah I like it. Finally we've captured it. Oh we've got it

a bit on tape so we can we can we can just clip that out and then everything. Saturday morning.

I like it. So what's new?

I thought you were going to start Gareth. How was I? Oh yes well what's new for me Frank is I've

been reading this email that somebody emailed in. That's it keeping that true. It's for yeah no

very smooth. Frank on reading your this is from Johnny Wall. You see this can I stop you

with me do it. Yes people. It's a problem I have with email. It's why don't people use

Deer anymore. Deer. Then I never get emails that begin Deer Frank. I still use Deer if I send

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