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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. Absolute Radio. Hello, it's the Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. Absolute Radio.

Hello, it's the Frank Skinner Absolute Radio podcast with Emily and Gareth.

Good morning to all.

It might not be a morning to the people who are listening, of course,

so that was a stupid thing to say.

No.

Just say hello. Yeah, good day.

There'll be a day involved.

Yeah, so we just did the show. We loved it. We laughed. We cried. We sang. Did we cry? I cried. Oh, okay. And Leamack was on. I love Leamack. Yeah, Leamack. I think one of the funniest men in Britain. I've always said that. Well, I haven't always said it, obviously.

I thought you said you were the funniest man in Britain.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it was me.

I thought it was Lee.

It was actually me.

Yeah.

Oh, me, me, me, me.

I think, I suppose in my heart of hearts, I do think I am the funniest man. In fact, the world,

I would never say that in public, but I do honestly believe that. We heard a great story as well.

We heard a great story about an incident involving you, the O.C. and Dave Gorman, which I think

people will enjoy. Yeah. In case you don't know, the O.C. is Christian O'Connell,

who does absolute breakfast. I mean, I know you'll all know that, I'm sure.

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