Hello and welcome to Esther Club quarantine edition.

For those of you watching on video, my producer said I needed a background, so I made one.

Tadda, and we can get into that later.

Gorgeous.

Thank you. Our guest today is Dave.

Look, I was doing it on Zoom and then I'm like, I have a guest in my quarantine. Why not take advantage of that?

Is that what you think of me? I'm your guest in quarantine?

Well, you're a podcast guest. But that said, I don't know if you are technically a podcast guest or if you are a

guest co-host, a guest sidekick, you haven't really found your label yet.

But can I just say it's so indicative of like your whole mindset that the way you think of

be is that I'm a guest of yours in quarantine and not like your life partner or anything.

You're just the person here in quarantine with me.

Right. You're just like, it's like quarantine is a show and you're the star, so I'm the guest, even though we share a life.

That's like not how you see it.

It's like, well, it's I get second billing in your quarantine movie experience.

Well, yes, wouldn't you expect that?

Like, of course.

Of course I expected. What are you doing? Putting on some...

This isn't something you would do before it starts?

I did, but then I put my lips up on before and then donut licked it off and I couldn't... I didn't have the self-control to stop her.

Right.

So, welcome to my show.

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