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It's the professional Frank Skinner show on absolute radio

I'm here with Gareth and Emily, my friends who are going to help me through the morning

Hello and there's loads that don't say a lot

Are you saying loads to me or to the listeners?

To everyone!

No, no, no, that's good. I like that. It's like I'm the cricket when everyone

Yeah, and the things I have to say, like if you're on a text list,

or we're on 8, 12, 15, or you can email us, you have to go to the website

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Slash, Frank Skinner

I've had my first email from Mark Smith, which excited me a lot because

the lead singer of my favourite band is called Mark Eastmith, that's the fall

But when I saw that this person, this Mark Smith, it's felt welcome with a double L, I thought it wouldn't be

But thanks Mark, and you begin to do it as well, which makes me feel all young and trendy

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