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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Absolute Radio. Okay. Hello. Don't say okay when I'm doing my introduction, for goodness sake. That was the producer. It's now on the... She's on the podcast. She's been creeping in more and more. Yeah, well, a lot of these producers. I blame Chris Evans in the TFI days. Used to get the producer and they became a bit of a character on it.

You know what I'm saying?

His naked ambition is not in fact. No. No, I think... No, I think... The dark days are over. Sorry, that was a bit of a... I don't know what that meant. No. I'm all right with it, though. I don't need to know. There's lots of things on this.

The stuff I say, which I know fully comprehend.

Oh, yeah.

You just accept that now. So welcome to the absolute podcast, Frank Skinner thing. What has it got a title? Well, I don't know, but we've been doing it a year, Frank, and you still haven't established that. We've been doing it for 50 weeks, I think, to be precise. Frank Skinner's Absolute Radio Show podcasts. Yes. That's it? Frank Skinner's Absolute. Yeah. Welcome to Frank Skinner's Absolute Radio Show podcast. I'm here with Emily and Gareth, and we were just sitting here chewing the fat about today's show.

You can imagine the fun we've had.

And we had, the guest today was Ben Miller, and I must say he was absolutely marvelous.

Oh, I love Ben Miller.

He's such a funny man and nice, and he's smartly dressed clean, because people come in, sometimes they're just coming in their jarmas. He looked amazing. Did he look amazing? Yeah, I think he did. I don't feel able to judge him in that capacity. Okay. Would you say he was a handsome man? Yes, I would. You see, I liked him when he had the short peroxide blonde hair. Did he have that? Yeah. Oh, I was the... Johnny Lee Miller, you're thinking of John.

No, no.

No, you're thinking of Billy Idol. No, he had very short paroch... When he was in Eurythmix, he had that... Oh, no, it wasn't. No, he did, he used to have short... When I first met him, he had short paroxy blonde there. He was much more rock and roll.

Now he's a bit more diary of an Edwardian lady.

I imagine him inspecting his trout farm. because I blind there. He was much more rock and roll. Now he's a bit more diary

of an Edwardian lady.

I imagine him inspecting his trout farm.

But that wasn't a euphemism

if anyone's thinking, you know,

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