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It's Frank Skinner and on absolute radio podcast time again and I'm here with uh

Gareth and oh no it's not Emily. It's Laura Solon this week.

Yeah because Emily has lost her voice and you've got her voice. You've actually found her.

Now it's that Laura Solon because she speaks. I got the job. I've never been so proud.

So of course it's always this thing this is the odd thing Laura you won't know is that we do the

introduction to the show after we've done the show. So we know what the show was like but we

have to sort of build it up. I think that's the system isn't it Gareth?

And try not to try not to do any punch luck giveaway any punch luck.

Oh no we're not going to give any punch luck. We're going to come in like I was going to give away

when you're already pointless. No spoilers no. No spoilers. So yeah so um so Laura sat in today and she

was great wasn't she. She was she was good. Oh good. Well the thing is there's a terrible sadness

about Emily not being here but no Laura is fantastic. Yes you're talking as if she's died.

She's only got a sore throat she'll be back. But you were talking as if she's dead.

I said she could die but that's true of any one of us before you know by next week who knows what's

around the corner. Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio and that's

the morning. It is Saturday morning or as they say in Japan. Do you'll be go go. Yeah and first news

is I'm not here. I know I always say I'm here with Emily and Gareth but I'm not here. I mean with

Gareth and Laura this morning. Hello. So good morning Laura. Good morning. And yeah Emily has lost

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