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winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Finding out that you have an STD

is no fun. And the waiting around to find that if you have one, it can be super scary. I would imagine it's a lot of like waiting around for one of those pregnancy tests. I know that sometimes you go, this is what we want. A lot of times is this is not what I want. And that weight is sometimes the most painful, longest feeling weight there is. Especially if you know you got involved in some very risky behaviors. And then things are actually painful. You'll fan pull. Physically, the burn.

Yeah, the mental pain is nothing compared to the real pain. And Allie's saying that is a herpes survivor. Sitting on that little donut, it's the worst. So we have people on the phone now, and we're going to talk to a woman who would like to be anonymous because she claims that she does have an STD and a story to go with it. but we don't know what the STD is,

and that's where we're going to play a little round of guest TD,

turning a... claims that she does have an STD and a story to go with it. But we don't know what the STD is, and that's where we're going to play a little round of guest TD,

turning a positive into a positive right here on K-Rock.

It's time for radio's most contagious game, guest TD, turning a positive into a positive.

All right, anonymous.

It just says anonymous girl.

Is there a fake name you'd like to go with while we do this?

Let's go with Vanessa.

Yeah, I literally said no Vanessa.

I love you, girl.

All right, we're going to go with Vanessa.

Okay.

This is not to be confused with our Vanessa, who is currently STD free.

Right, Vanessa?

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