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The Leo & Danny Show

Gucci Berry Tears Dino Apart

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm trying not to touch the mic, yeah. This wire sensitive. You've got to get that fixed, boys. I don't want you to get electrocated over there. Yeah, seriously. What if I do during the pod? Daniel fucking... You hit, like, one line before you call the hospital? One joke? Yeah. It's just like, ah, I love the smell of dead wop in the evening. And then I call the hospital. Are you still waiting? Oss and we still waiting? Yeah, yeah, ready. Yeah. Play ball. Can we use that line I said about, I love the smell of dead wop in the evening? Oh, cool. Yeah. The microphone, the way I call it a microphone. Yeah, I guess it's's it has a faulty wire and i don't want to

0:41.4

get electrocuted and i said what a way to go wait wait wait i think he got it he got it right austin

0:46.3

oh we got it oh we got that we got me threatening to kill you before the or me

0:51.4

me threatening to laugh at your death rather. In real life. Yeah.

0:55.6

We didn't know. It's funny because we barely talk, uh, unless it's being filmed or recorded.

1:00.1

That's how it is. If I got electric heater from my microphone, what would you say or do or do before you called the authorities?

1:07.8

I might, see, I might go for the physical laugh. See, this is what I would do. If you're passed out, I'm immediately calling the cops and or ambulance. That way you're going to be not guilty if they're like, well, this guy fucking screwed around with the dude before they called the on the video. Yeah, exactly. But I might pull your pants down and just have your little wee-wee hanging out. Okay. In full view of the paramedics that come in. I'm talking it looks like it was placed there just, you know, like it was like a crime scene. It's almost like a statement. I'd have it just hanging out of your pants. And if I got electrocated from this, it might be fried, too. So it might look like a well-cooked little Oscar Meyer weenie. That I'd record the entire thing just because I think you'd want to see their reactions and such. You pull my little wee-wee out. Would you cut a hole in my pants? So the wee-wee came out like a worm coming out of an apple i like the worm came yeah that's even

2:02.5

better because then it would be just like i don't know how that happened i think i think the shock was

2:07.7

so great that it somehow made a hole and his penis came through i don't know if he's wearing underwear

2:12.9

do you think there'd be a detective that would grow a beard and he would go half crazy trying to crack the case

2:19.0

of the little wee he'd be like all right we got a clear cause of murder electrical currents

2:24.2

but i can't figure out the exposed peepie yeah what is the connection yeah he's got like uh

2:32.6

a bulletin board with a bunch of strings and thumbtacks in it.

2:37.0

He's got Polaroids of the Wii, we, we from every angle.

2:40.0

Every angle, yeah.

2:41.6

He's got a picture of the David tied him next to it because, you know, scale-wise, me and the David have a lot in common.

2:48.7

A totally perfect upper body musculature. Of course.

2:53.0

That's what I have in common. I'm a masterpiece.

2:54.8

A physical masterpiece. That's what I have in common

2:56.4

at the fucking David. The David is still,

2:58.6

like if you have his body now, like you're

3:00.7

fucking kind of killing it still. It's kind of awesome

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