Guatemala w/ Robert Kelly | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

You Be Trippin'

Ari Shaffir

Places & Travel, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 826 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 146 minutes

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The End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, nearly hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Goes up 20% on April 16 to $30 so get the presale sale price! Follow Bobby Kelly: IG: https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive YT: https://www.youtube.com/@RobertKellyComedy SPONSORS: -For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com -Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @‌MUDWTR with code TRIPPIN at https://mudwtr.com/TRIPPIN ! #mudwtrpod -Grab your own pair of The Dillon Freewaters flip-flops while supplies last at ⁠https://freewaters.com⁠ Thanks to YMH's very own Katelyn for help with this flipflop ad!!!! This week on You Be Trippin’, Ari Shaffir rolls with Bobby Kelly on a wild trip to Guatemala. Bobby takes us from immediately losing all his cash to checking out ancient ruins, a 400-year-old church, and one of the oldest outdoor markets in the world. Jungle drives, chicken buses, unexpected detours for local gods… and Bobby came down with dysentery to make this trip unforgettable. ¡Adiós pues! Subscribe and catch new episodes every week. You Be Trippin' Ep. 114 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Bobby Is Complicit In Ari's Crimes 00:07:37 - Ari went to Guatemala 00:14:45 - Smoking Cigars 00:24:24 - Bob's Taking Us To Guatemala 00:29:36 - Landing In Guatemala 00:30:52 - Stopping At Ancient Ruins 00:41:55 - Arriving In A Random Town At Night 00:48:11 - Going On An Unexpected Excursion For A Guatemalan God 01:06:36 - Going To The Oldest Outdoor Market In The World 01:22:11 - Visiting 400 Year Old Church 01:29:14 - Driving Back Through The Jungle 01:37:18 - Bobby Gets Dysentery 01:53:44 - Revisiting Places 01:59:20 - What Are Chicken Busses? 02:04:09 - Where Does Bobby Want To Go Next? 02:10:54 - Bobby's Award 02:14:06 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys, before we start the episode, I want you to know the end is coming.
0:03.0	The end is nigh. It's this week. It's Thursday. April 16th that comes out.
0:08.0	My storytelling show, my legendary storyteller show, The End is out this Thursday.
0:12.0	Get an episode for $5.99. Robert Kelly, the guest on this week's episode of You Be Trippin, is on one.
0:17.0	In addition to Sam Talent, Sarah Tolamash, Shane Gillis, and Dan Soder is on that episode.
0:25.5	So 106. And this also, I'm in two different episode, three actually. I'm hosting, and you should get it.
0:31.5	If you want to support me and all my endeavors, this is the time to do it. But you can get all the episodes for $2,9.99, 30 bucks, starting on Thursday.
0:38.3	However, right now, if you want, and I suggest you do, beat the rush and get all seven one-hour
0:44.3	episodes of the end, my live storytelling show. You probably know it under a different name, but it's
0:48.3	not that show. It's not that show, Wake Wink. That's what my lawyer told me to say. It's different
0:53.3	than that other show. The culmination of the coolest storytelling show, it's coolest stand-up show in televised history. I'm not saying that lightly. Launch the careers of story people you know, and we'll continue to do that in this, the end. All episodes for 2499, go to Ari Shafir.com right now and grab one. All right. Let's start
1:11.8	this episode, Guatemala. Watch the bumpers in this one because I filmed them in cool spots.
1:15.9	I stole this. Magic mine? No, immunity shot. You stole that from the place? Mm-hmm. Right now.
1:24.7	Yeah. Right in front of you. Complicit.
1:28.5	I'm not complicit.
1:30.5	I'm not complicit because I didn't see it. If I saw it, I was like, you're stealing that? You know, the movies they would say, you're complicit in this. You were there. Are you hat in it? What? Are you hat in it? I might take it off. What do you think? I like my hat. I'll do my hat.
1:42.7	Okay.
1:44.2	Buddy, I'm not complicit because here's the deal.
1:46.9	Yeah.
1:47.4	In the movies, they say. What do you think? I can take it off. I like my hat. I'll do my hat. Okay. Buddy, I'm not complicit because here's a deal.
1:46.7	Yeah.
1:47.7	That's in the movies they say complicit.
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