Guardians of the Galaxy (w/ Kevin T. Porter)

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Star Wars, Trilogy, Disney, Tyler Perry, Nicole Byer, Madea, George Lucas, Comedy, Vin Diesel, Tv & Film, Lord Of The Rings, Newcomers, Jon Gabrus, Lauren Lapkus, Commentary, The Fast And The Furious, After Shows, Movie Watchalong, Fast & Furious

4.7 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week on the pod, it's Nicole, Lauren, Groot, Rocket, and Kevin T. Porter just having a lot of fun. You guessed it, it's finally time for Guardians of the Galaxy! They laugh, they cry, they laugh/cry at the BTS footage of Vin Diesel saying "I am Groot" in multiple different languages. Something for everyone, this time around!

Be sure to check out Kevin T. Porter's podcast, Good Christian Fun.

Next week's movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

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0:00.0	This is a headgema original.
0:17.0	BUBBUBBBBMAH!
0:19.0	Yep, take cool man.
0:20.0	No problems.
0:21.0	No problem at all.
0:22.0	Who are you?
0:25.0	Star Lord.
0:27.0	Who?
0:28.0	Well, Starlord, man, the legendary outlocked.
0:31.4	Forget it.
0:32.4	We arrested these five-on-zandar, check out the rap sheets.
0:40.0	Drax, aka the destroyer, since his wife and family were killed,
0:43.8	he's been on a rampage across the galaxy
0:46.0	in a search for vengeance.
0:47.8	Gamora, soldier, assassin, wandered on over a dozen counts of murder.
0:52.6	Rocket, wandered on over 50 charges of vehicular theft
0:56.3	and escaped from lock-up.
0:58.5	What the hell?
1:00.3	Root.
1:01.1	It's been traveling recently as Rocket's personal houseplant slash muscle.
1:06.6	Peter Jason Quill.
1:09.0	He's also known as Starlord.
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