Hello, welcome to guides the unknown. I'm Kristen. I'm William.

William. What are you here to tell us? You got news for us tonight. I hear a little birdie told me that you think you've made a little discovery

I told that bird not to tell anyone. Well, it wouldn't shut its beak. It's been flapping its wings and clicking its beak all over town

spread the word so William let's just jump right into it

right into it top of time time I tell you the scary stories.

That's right.

The internet podcast apps you understand.

We don't have any business up front, so we're going to get into it.

Kristen, this week I'm going to tell you all about a cryptid known as the chupacabra.

Okay.

Now, this is, oddly enough, I'm going to give you a little guide to the unknown history.

You already know this.

Sure, but not everybody does. You're cheating out. A little bit yeah. Yeah.

Guide to the Unknown is a concept that I had for a show for years and years and years. You know I've been doing this since November 2017.

I had this idea for this show in like 2015 or something like that.

And it wrote, basically I like to plot and plan.

So I have had a gigantic spreadsheet

of movie monsters, cryptids, folklore creatures,

secret societies, cults. It's a gigantic spreadsheet is hundreds and hundreds and hundreds

of rows long

i originally planned out doing the show and episode two was going to be the chupacabra

i have deliberately held off on the chupacabra all this time because

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