GTTU 31: The Octopus & Jayne Mansfield 666

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

In Episode 31 of Guide to the Unknown: It has recently been reported that the humble Octopus is actually a damn dirty space alien! Seriously! Modern science suggests the Octopus came from somewhere else in the galaxy! We are not kidding! And did you know that hotsy totsy starlet Jayne Mansfield was seen cavorting about town with The Church of Satan's own Anton Lavey? Was she a satanist? Or worse: an opportunist? SOCIAL MEDIA LINKS Find links to every podcast app/twitter account, and every episode at TalkBomb.com/GTTUPod And consider helping us fund the show on Patreon!

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0:00.0	Hello welcome to
0:06.2	to guides the unknown I'm Kristen I'm William and today we're here to educate you we're here to give you
0:12.0	something to talk about something to talk about, something to think about.
0:14.4	Oh, I was going to get... You're doing it. Oh, yeah, you fell into the habit of making a list at the beginning.
0:20.0	Don't talk about it, so it stays natural or whatever.
0:23.2	I'm calling it out every time from now.
0:25.0	Well, it's messed up anyway, because I was going to go into a,
0:26.8	let's give him something to talk about, joke.
0:28.9	But I already said, give you something to talk about.
0:31.1	This is all screwed up.
0:32.2	Yeah, well, you messed up. I'm going to talk about. This is all screwed up. Yeah, well, you messed up.
0:34.0	I'm going to try to fix it.
0:35.2	I'm going to jump right into my topic.
0:36.5	We're not going to waste any time.
0:38.2	Let's give them something to talk about.
0:40.8	Bernin' baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa,
0:42.3	an octopus to figure out.
0:45.0	guys everybody listening or watching look up Brittany Spears covering that song on
0:51.0	her most recent tour it's a surprise like you don't think that's going to happen but it happens and it's good. It's good. She shows her range.
0:58.0	It's good. Do that after you're done with the show.
1:00.0	I'd say stop it and do that. You said instead of this show, all right, my topic this week,
1:06.2	strangely enough, is the octopus. Okay. Now on our...
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