GTTU 125: Toilet Monsters

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

On Episode 125 of Guide to the Unknown: It’s our first ever remotely recorded episode! We don’t go to restaurants or the gym anymore. Out the window. ANYWAY, in this time of great stress, we decided to call in one of our closest allies: the humble toilet. Yes, the toilet has a long folkloric history! It is one of the unsung Scream Queens of the horror genre! Psycho, Hanako-San, The Legend of Zelda, Moaning Myrtle, and so much more! Let the healing begin! Speaking of healing, be sure to head to BetterHelp.com/gttupod to get 10% off your first month of counseling! Betterhelp can connect with a licensed counselor remotely. You can talk over text or even set up a video chat. Seriously, we've both been doing this and it's great! For full sources and links, visit www.TalkBomb.com/news/gttu125 Find links to every podcast app/twitter account, and every episode at TalkBomb.com/GTTUPod And consider helping us fund the show on Patreon! One-eyed Maestro Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Vicious by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5013-vicious License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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0:00.0	Hey you're supposed to give me some peepy listen I've had it with you you better give me that
0:05.4	peepy give it to me or the next time you sit at me I'm gonna bite off your tushy yes yes
0:09.6	ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Holy crap! I'm her little brother William. And we're keeping it fun and funky this week
0:23.9	by talking about toilet ghosts.
0:26.3	Yeah, two weeks in a row.
0:27.4	Kristen and I are making it our goal,
0:29.9	our life's work, to keep things as light and breezy as is humanly possible.
0:35.4	That's right.
0:36.4	So brace yourselves.
0:37.4	We're going for another around the world, another sampler platter of a bunch of little
0:41.0	topics, this time all focused on that spookiest of rooms the bathroom.
0:45.2	That's right it's a more no go ahead I was gonna say more specifically and the
0:50.8	comfiest see it your house, the toilet.
0:54.0	It's true, I mean, hopefully for all of us.
0:58.0	We're taking a spin around the bowl,
1:00.0	taking a dunk into this new world.
1:02.0	Oh my God, there's a decent chance that taking a dunk into this new world.
1:02.6	Oh my God, there's a decent chance that there are some people out there that are in the bathroom right now listening.
1:08.6	Oh my God, you're totally welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
1:11.6	Yeah, this is for you.
1:13.0	We welcome you.
1:14.0	Before we get started, if you're not familiar with Guide to the Unknown, this is a podcast that comes out every
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