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Hello everybody, this is Legal Man. Welcome to the show.

This is going to be a good episode. I'm going to talk about a variety of things.

I'm going to try to tie together this idea of

growth, growth, growth, growth, growth versus stability and the way it's completely screwed up

our economy and our world and the mental health. And it all traces back to these kind of fake

money systems and just the nature of human existence. And for people who don't know me, I'm a lawyer, practice for more than 30 years, I'm America's most trusted beloved lawyer, because I tell people a truth.

Truth like in this show.

Truth that are topics that most people won't touch.

And one of the topics is that constitutional conservatism is fundamentally a fraud, the idea that we are somehow going to have this fantastic system built

on a constitution with three co-equal branches that's going to protect our rights. This is all a

complete fraud, and I believed it for years and years and years and years and years and ran around

promoted it, all the same stupid crap. And then about 25 years ago, I got the internet. And in fairly

short order, I started figuring out it was a complete scam, a grift,

keep me on a taxpaying plantation.

When I figured that out, I became self-certified as a master practitioner.

I don't need constitutional conservative scammery anymore.

I have also given myself a lifetime achievement award for the hundreds and hundreds of timeless podcasts I've made, explaining the way the system actually works.

And when Jones Plantation, the movie came out, I was so impressed with my performance as Mr. Jones that I gave myself the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which is the highest award that any civilian can get.

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