Growers Vs. Show-ers w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep. 716

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss making their Netflix specials, specifically Tom’s newest “Sledgehammer,” middle-aged hobbies, some brown talk, and more! They watch a video of a cool lady giving tips on how to dwell in your vehicle, and a very cool guy named Daddy Demarkco. They also revisit the Humans of New York guy, Rex, who has a new post up, and give him a call to get some tips. Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, and author, whose new book is titled “We’re All in This Together… So Make Some Room”. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss VR games, motorcycles, mid life crises, current politics, slowly turning into your parents, his writing process, and much more! They wrap up by watching a batch of Christina’s TikTok curations.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, if you don't know, my newest special sledgehammer is streaming on Netflix.
0:05.5	Please give it a shot. Please watch with your friends. Please tell people about it.
0:09.0	I would appreciate it. Thank you. I love you.
0:11.1	This week, on your mom's house, I think my penis would look like, would it look like my dad's?
0:16.5	I miss spelled diarrhea all the time. All the time. Yeah. Why are you spelling it so much?
0:22.0	I have it so much. I can't tame this wild man.
0:25.5	These are wild man. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:38.5	Soft the mattress company. I absolutely love them. I sleep on a sock the mattress every night.
0:45.5	My children do even in our guest room at Costa de Segura. We have a sock the mattress.
0:51.6	People are like, really Christina, yes, I love them. They're soft. They're comfortable.
0:56.0	They're plushed. They're made in the USA. Organic cotton. And the best part is, you don't have to
1:00.7	deal with sales people. Is there anything worse than a salesperson? You just ordered online.
1:06.2	They set up the delivery. They come take away your old mattress for a nominal fee.
1:10.8	And boom, you got the best mattress ever. And they're just amazing. And I can't recommend it enough.
1:16.9	90 day in-home trial. If you don't like it, send it back. But I doubt that's going to happen.
1:21.9	So do yourself a favor. Get yourself a kick ass mattress.
1:25.8	Softva.com slash the shit for $200 off your next purchase courtesy of us.
1:32.4	Softva.com slash the shit. The next time you go to look at Softva mattresses, go buy one. Do
1:40.0	yourself a favor. You deserve it. Here we are. And here we go. It is your mom's house palm cast.
1:46.4	Thanks for joining us. Thank you as always for downloading, listening, viewing us on the
1:51.9	YouTube's. Sharing this with your friends, playing it for your family, your grandmother,
1:56.4	your children. We are really excited about this week's show. We have some special treats that we're
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