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The Beet: A Podcast For Plant Lovers

Grow Your Own Toilet Paper

The Beet: A Podcast For Plant Lovers

Epic Gardening

Education, Home & Garden, How To, Leisure

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

With all of the craze going on right now, I figured we should talk about growing your own toilet paper...but let’s hope it doesn’t come to that!

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0:00.0

Hello everyone welcome back to the show I can't resist I have to do this

0:18.7

episode and I might even be a little late on this trend, but I have to do it.

0:24.6

And it is growing your own toilet paper.

0:28.3

Don't ask me why the first thing everyone goes and buys at the store in this crisis is a big old roll of

0:35.9

toilet paper or in fact many rolls of toilet paper but it seems to be what's

0:40.2

happening if you ask me you should be buying seeds and you should be

0:43.0

buying dried and prepared foods and canned goods but hey that's just me I'm a gardener

0:48.1

of course I think about food and water before I think about toilet paper.

0:52.7

So let's say we never had toilet paper again.

0:56.2

It just was vanished off the face of the earth

0:58.2

and we were forced to grow something

1:00.8

to use as toilet paper. What would you grow? Well, the first one and probably the best

1:07.3

one would be Mullen which is Verbascom Thapsis. Kind of a funny Latin name, isn't it?

1:13.6

It's also known as cowboy toilet paper plant,

1:16.4

which should give you an idea of why it's a good choice.

1:21.4

It's generally deemed to be safe, but it also has a decent amount of natural

1:27.4

healing properties, which I'm not going to get into in this podcast, but effectively

1:31.4

Mullen grows as a weed.

1:32.6

Well, most of us treated as a weed,

1:34.7

but in times like these, hey, you never know, right?

1:37.1

And Mullin is extremely, extremely soft.

1:40.8

On top of that, it does not have any poisonous look-alikes because I don't know about you if there's a place that I don't want

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