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🗓️ 2 April 2021
⏱️ 35 minutes
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0:00.0 | Keep smoking and growing and watching pro-euro missions fall down. |
0:10.1 | What's up everybody? |
0:11.2 | Welcome to Grow Talk episode 1178 of the Dude Grow Show. |
0:14.7 | Wow, man, you're very compassionate today, aren't you? |
0:17.5 | I like it. |
0:19.0 | Hey, by the way, speaking of compassionate people, I've seen Bob Ross chugging a |
0:22.7 | mountain dew on a commercial, like from 2021, man. |
0:25.3 | I was a little fucking conflicted, man. |
0:28.4 | Yeah. |
0:29.7 | No, just chill, I'm just mixing up a little bit, you know. |
0:32.3 | I've got to give credit to some podcasters out there that do it all on their own, |
0:35.9 | you know, I was thinking like Ross to Jeff hosts his own grow from your heart right yep yeah and um funny other you know but it i'd be hard |
0:42.7 | man i would not want to i tried i did try on episode one but uh yeah a little too much talking it |
0:49.9 | with myself i think yeah i don't even want to hear myself talk, you know, for 40 minutes straight. |
1:28.7 | What's up? Where's your glasses, man? Did you get your eyes fixed? Got some LASIC or what? LASIC. I wish. Can I get that? Huh. I should go see if that. Well, that's, they literally lazier eyeballs, right? Yeah. I mean, layers. I mean, and Guru, can't that LASIC fix a multitude of, you know, you have this common getting old with your eyes? I don't know about just getting, like there's not just getting old with your eyes. Something goes wrong with your eyes. Right, right. They can fix lots of issues with the lens in your eye with a little laser and correct a lot of different things like astigmatism, near-sightedness, far-sightedness. They can't give you bifocals just built |
1:34.1 | into your eyes. But yeah, I mean, medical technology as far as like eye surgery has come a really |
1:40.2 | long way. They used to do shit called PRK that was like Lasic, but with a scalpel. So like you really got to trust your doctor. Jesus, man. How kind of magic. Let's take it back to the yeah, doing that for a living. Now dude, remember we were talking about glasses? And I was like, oh yeah, they kind of suck. I lost them. Don't know where they are, man. I'm going to have to go. And that's what's cruel about it, man. It's now that I can't fucking see, I got to go looking for my glasses. Get the lanyard, man. Are you too cool for the lanyard? Yeah, I think I am. I'll take you a step further. The worst is taking out your contacts without having found your glasses first. |
2:18.3 | Oh, Jesus. |
2:19.0 | Because then, like, you either have to, like, put your contacts back in to go find your glasses |
2:23.3 | or just hope that, like, blind you can feel. |
2:25.3 | Are you sure that's worse than touching your eyeball every day, man? |
2:28.3 | Because that seems fucking weird. |
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