Look, Brenda, I've said this before, if you just toast the English muffin and you just

crisp it up a little bit, it's going to do you so much, but the bagel is too much bread.

Right. Listen, you and I, as I said, if we ever part ways, it'll be because of the bagel

and the English muffin debate because I am fully entrenched in the bagel category and he is fully

entrenched in English muffin. It's just not a sandwich. Oh, here we go. My favorite part of this job

is watching John give bagels the same intensity he gives Fox News. That's right.

All right, friends, we got a podcast here. It's the problem with John Stewart who is the problem.

It is finally here. The Apple TV Plus Show is back. New episodes start on March 3rd. That's this

Friday. I don't know when you're listening to this. It could be last Friday because you're

fucking lazy and you're not up on your podcast and you're all the sudden you're like,

oh, I got to listen to this Alec Murdoch case. No, you're staying with us here. To celebrate,

we're going to be talking about the upcoming episodes with the people who help make these

upcoming episodes. It's the lovely town at Brindado, Cari, our executive producer and showrunner.

Extraordinary Susan Helvinson, senior research producer. Hi. So you can do two things in this world.

You can Google something or you can ask Susan. As Denzel once said, Google link got nothing on me.

And then of course, Kayson Wilson, our staff writer and our office poll maker. What's happening, John?

What is the poll this week, Kayson? If one person has to go in their entire career, who would you

choose? And the options were Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise. Wait, wait, they'd have to go like...

Their entire career gone. They've never been born. This is it's a wonderful life. They've never been

born. Yes, they've never been born. All of their work is gone. Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks,

Merrill Streep, Tom Cruise. I don't want any part of it. It's hard.

Yeah, I'd have to go with... I'd have to go with Julia Roberts.

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