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Net Positive with John Crist

Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 104 minutes

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0:00.0

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:04.0

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

0:09.0

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0:10.0

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0:15.0

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0:16.0

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0:19.0

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0:24.3

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0:27.8

exclusions apply 18 plus scumannware dot orgland welcome in everybody what's up uh episode what

0:34.1

two oh five let's look it up i already know what it is no i know what two of 205 is. What is it? Birmingham. Nope. Well, yeah, I guess maybe Tuscaloosa is 205. Yeah, 205 is Alabama. Welcome in everybody from where the air, 205 area code serves west central portion of Alabama, including major cities like Birmingham, Tuscaloosa, Hoover and Bessemer. Yeah, dude, now this is God's country. This is a rich. We're starting out. Once we get into the twos, every new episode of the pod, we talk about what the area code is. This is where, this is the area code that I got a cell phone in. Oh. I got the first time I got a cell phone was in college. Nice. The first number was 205. How many numbers do you think you've had over the years since phone one? Three. Three? Nice. That's good. And then I had a 719. Nice. Which is Colorado Springs. Yeah. And then I just got a new one. I got a lot of spam calls from Colorado Springs. Yeah, 719. A lot. Yeah.

1:27.5

Brother. which is Colorado Springs yeah and then I just got a new one I got a lot of spam calls from Colorado Springs yeah 719 a lot yeah brother I've had one number I only had one too

1:34.9

I never changed it I want a phone number you since I was 12 it's a random area code too you had a phone

1:38.9

itself on at 12 it didn't do anything but yeah what area code area code? 508. Where's that?

1:44.7

Mass. Wow. And then, but now, remember when like when I was coming up, it was like, dude, you should, you should, you should, you live in L.A. You should change it to an L.A. They told me that when I moved here. And it meant nothing. Does it matter. Hey, it meant nothing. Nothing. Because they're like, you're going to look more successful.

2:02.4

They're like, no one's going to answer your phone call if you're not calling from a 615. I was like, first of all, who's making phone calls anymore? And second of all, yeah, no one's going to answer your phone call anyway. Right. Because I'm not calling. So there's that calling. Did, if we made it to episode 719 of this pot?

2:20.6

How many years do that be?

2:22.3

That's going to be 20 years.

2:23.1

It's like 50 a year.

2:24.1

So I mean, no, it's only like, that's, that's 100 episodes every two years.

2:29.6

So it's 14 years.

2:31.3

No, 500 episodes from now.

2:52.8

Divided by 10 years. 10 years. Yeah, 10 years. Awesome. Pods won't exist in 10 years. They're not going to look like this, I promise. It'll be something else, man. It'll be something. It's just going to be a live RSS feed to your thoughts. Yeah. They're going to like, do you, yeah, that I've got to be here. But people will still be doing stuff to comment on it.

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