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Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Things aren't looking good for young Liam Rosenior at the Chels. Five losses in a row in the Premier League and not a single goal scored for the first time since November 1912. That's even earlier than the release of the first Keystone Cops film. Fitting, eh?
Marcus, Pete & Vish dive into that travesty. Plus, Marc Cucurella's barber has a stinker, Leicester City drop down to the third tier, and Matt Le Tissier shouts at a cloud.
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| 0:00.0 | She called me Mr. Boombastic. |
| 0:02.0 | Tell me fantastic, everybody. |
| 0:03.8 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:05.9 | Chelsea are in trouble and Bournemouth will have a summer rosa. |
| 0:08.5 | It's Wednesday's 22nd of April. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:10.8 | I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:11.5 | And I'm a newshin of Hunter Roger. |
| 0:25.0 | Hi, everybody. |
| 0:27.3 | Good to have you with us on this wonderful Wednesday. |
| 0:31.9 | Thanks to Friend of the Rambled, Jeff Frazier, for giving us that intro line, eh? |
| 0:33.0 | Nice one, Fraz. |
| 0:37.5 | If you want to submit an intro line for a future episode to get an extended edition of today's show, |
| 0:39.4 | they become a friend of the ramble on our Patreon. |
| 0:40.3 | It's that simple. |
| 0:47.5 | Also, Peter, if you sign up to our Patreon, you may well be able to get tickets for our England versus Croatia. |
| 0:49.1 | World Cup watch along right now. You can join us at 40 foot brewery in Black Horse in North London |
| 0:54.3 | for pints of my fizziant. |
| 0:56.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.8 | Exclusive merch. |
| 0:59.0 | A bit of live chat before the game. |
| 1:00.7 | I'm wrestling, Marcus. |
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