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The Hello, Internet. I'm your husband host, host, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmanors.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions, hello, my dove.

Hello, dear.

How the heck? Are you the dove hello dear how the heck are you the heck oh

the heck yeah man heck yeah i'm a grown-up i say words like heck and dang it and shoot i'm okay

you know um just just the other day was no was it last night when we were like we're gonna finish decorating the tree

and then after the children went to bed we were like no nah I said like yeah man I think we're

gonna decorate the tree like it feels bad we keep starting these things and then not doing them

and then the kids went to bed and you were like but the

problem is I don't feel like doing it I was like oh no I don't feel like doing it either so we

watch Bob's burgers and stuff and you know sometimes that's self-care that's kind of how I feel

about my life at the moment where I really want to do things and then the time comes and I'm like no no

actually now that you mentioned it you you know what? Actually, no. Yeah. And that's a great segue because that's, yeah, that's kind of how I feel about. Because we're not doing the episode this week. Bye, everyone. Thank you for listening. No. That's kind of how I feel about my graying hair. Where I think about, oh, maybe I should do something about this.

And then I get to it and I'm like, no, it's just going to do what it's going to do. Okay. Listen, here's what I'm going to say, though. I got no judgment for people who do. Dye their hair, first of all. My mom died her hair like it was her job. My mom did too. I have so many memories of my mom with like the dye in

and her like hair bag and going in and like the bathroom just smelling so strongly of hair dye.

And she's in those like weird thin, clear plastic gloves that they give you with hair dye and like a towel like clipped around her neck.

I mean like, oh hey, what's up?

Okay, weird. But the way I look at it is, as with so many aspects, I'm a man with purple hair and purple glasses, if there are things where you're like, I've decided to do this for looks,

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