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🗓️ 26 November 2024
⏱️ 41 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. |
0:02.4 | If you've been in a coma for the past 30 years, you might not know what a website is, |
0:07.0 | or that we now eat entire salads from that green leafy thing that used to be a decoration on the Sizzler salad bar. |
0:13.1 | First off, I'd like to welcome you to 2024, where everything is wonderful and the earth is fine. |
0:18.9 | Second, I want to tell you that you need a website right now. |
0:22.2 | Even though you've never surfed the web or stupidly bought a lion costume for your pet chihuahua at 4am |
0:27.0 | off of Timu, Squarespace is the industry leading tool where you can make websites for pretty much |
0:32.1 | anything. Need a website to tell the harrowing tale of how you got into your coma, boom, Squarespace. |
0:38.2 | Need a website to contact other people from that bus you were on that fell off a cliff at |
0:42.0 | Yosemite in order to start a class action lawsuit. Squarespace has you covered. |
0:46.6 | I think the question that keeps popping up in that coma-ridden head of yours is, |
0:50.1 | how can Squarespace help me make the website of my dreams? |
0:53.7 | Well, I have an answer for you, Deborah. |
0:55.7 | Squarespace has a massive portfolio of a product features for whatever website you're looking to launch. |
1:00.2 | And after you've launched, let's say you need help with marketing. |
1:02.9 | Squarespace has so many features to help drive sales and engage your audience with creative email campaigns, |
1:08.0 | that you'll be filing that lawsuit in no time. |
1:11.5 | And if you have some extra knowledge that you think you can turn into some extra cash, say some detailed information |
1:15.6 | about the netherworld that you inhabited for the past 30 years, Squarespace can help you post |
1:20.0 | online courses. That's right. Squarespace has all the tools you need to create and sell your |
1:24.7 | very own course and even set it up to be a one-time payment |
1:27.7 | and our subscription. After you write a book about your insane experience over the last three decades, |
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