Greta vs. The Coal Miners: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday.
0:06.1	It is hump day the most important
0:09.3	and sort of vital day here at the toast.
0:12.8	Hey Jacks, how you doing?
0:15.4	I'm doing well.
0:16.2	I'm glad that you're speaking to the importance of hump day
0:18.1	because not only is it vital to the toast,
0:19.9	like it's vital to the world population.
0:22.4	Like if we ain't humpin', we ain't procreating,
0:27.0	and I got it.
0:28.1	Humanity could go extinct without hump day.
0:32.4	If we ain't humpin', we ain't jumpin'.
0:36.9	Well that's true, because it rhymes.
0:40.6	Exactly.
0:42.0	Yeah.
0:43.2	Happy Wednesday everyone.
0:44.2	It is a gorgeous day here in New York and Florida.
0:47.8	I'm assuming we have a-
0:49.3	It is, it's so freezing.
0:51.0	I don't know if it's just my house,
0:52.3	but like it has been colder here,
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