What is up? What is up? This is Simon Mayo. I'd just like to say that this show would

be nothing without the production team who worked day and night to give you the best

listener experience possible. All I do is just turn up and read this script. Word for

word, so all hail the magnificent red actor and his minions. I'd also just like to say

I've spent the whole weekend watching the film mother, which I really enjoyed. I've

decided that I'd really like to watch the tip-top movies, Jeremy and the ex-assisted

some point. Mark, perhaps you can arrange some screenings. I'd like to watch Jeremy

on repeat perhaps next weekend. Could probably squeeze in five or six showings in a day.

What do you reckon? That's not me. No, but actually what's weird is it's

quite obviously not you. Yes, I've heard much, I mean, I've heard AI is in which you think

well, you know, that is for a casual listener. I don't know. I think that's close enough.

That's AI generated me, isn't it? Yes. So nods from the production team. Interesting

how when they wrote the script, the first thing that they put was praise for themselves.

I think that is extremely, extremely concerning because this is early days. It's going to

get better. That's close enough. So if that voice did an advert, for example, for, let's

say, GB news, I can imagine people going, really? Why advertising? That's right. That's

terrible. OK, let's see what they did. Is it one of me? OK, let's see what I've done

with you. Thanks, Simon. I just like to get a few things off my chest. First of all, a

big apology to Charlie Kaufman, who is a genius and should definitely direct more of his own

screenplays and sex and the city too is one of the greatest. And I mean, it better than

pan's labyrinth, better than a matter of life and death, the devils in the film. It's

a wonderful life. I'd also like to admit that the exorcist is so overrated. I actually

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