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This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation with James O'Brien.

Three minutes after ten is the time. You're listening to LBC. I've got a bit of a funny one to start

with this morning. I'm going to really need your help. I want to talk about responsible

capitalism via the medium of vegan sausage rolls, believe it or not. But it's much more complicated,

nuanced or interesting than it originally sounds. It's interesting in the two dimensions.

But in three dimensions, I find it absolutely fascinating. And I'll try to explain why in a moment. Later in the program, we may return your attention to this nitrous oxide story, although there is a little bit of me that worries about conversations that involve, here's a massive scientist with lots and lots of knowledge and here's

someone who's none of those things to put forward opposing points of view i probably i suppose you need

a queue of a hundred people that have taken nitrous oxide regularly and and um have experience of

alcohol and then just ask them whether professor at david nuth is correct when he suggests that one is considerably more harmful than the other.

But I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

It's quite a nice story about how so-called millennials are eschewing drugs and alcohol

and achieving much greater levels of happiness as a result.

But I suspect the story that will engage as the most

come 11 o'clock this morning is it's got a touch of the Kate and Megan's this for me. And there's

a superb article, which I really should recommend to you before I forget in the Atlantic by Helen Lewis

about if like me you struggle really to understand what what these so-called

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