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So show off her favourite photos, your handwritten messages and those beautiful designs just for Mum.

Yes, yes, and the fun stickers too are tulips.

Janet's going to love those.

Bless you.

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Oh, 20-day fiance.

Hi, is there a horrible tragedy happening in your city and you're just trying to find a way to just co-op that wave of sympathy and attention and get kind of, you know, get a spotlight on?

Well, guess what? With my agency called UTA, United Trauma Agents, what we do is we like to help people construct

traumatic incidences around them where you don't actually have to go through much pain

yourself.

But in the process, we can guarantee you all kinds of media coverage that you can then share

online and bring more attention to

yourself.

Now, this has nothing to do with anything I know about, but I'm just saying that is the thing

I have noticed in Los Angeles.

And how do I know about this?

Well, I'm a legit fire victim.

And I have created this business to help others because it is all about clout. I have

noticed in the city of Los Angeles, there's a lot of cloud chasing going on with this shit,

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