Greg Proops Is Back

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

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🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Greg Proops returns to Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about The Smartest Book in the World, serial commas, his parents (a topic he says he's never talked about in public), gambling, his father's misogyny, Lou Dobbs, Greg Gutfeld, drugs, how podcasting has affected his life, "sweet perfume," morning radio, driving, insecurities, poetry and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another exciting episode of Alice in Rose, Nizier New
0:27.6	Best Friend. I'm sitting here with one of my favorite people, Mr. Greg Proops. Hello, Alison,
0:33.5	how's it going? It's going very well. Thank you. Thank you for having me on. Hello,
0:37.5	Alison, Rose and people. Oh, and they say hello back to you. I don't know that they've been
0:42.0	addressed as Alison, Rose and people. I think that that's a good name for them. Rose ads. I've heard
0:48.0	Rosen ads. Rose and ads, that's nice. Rose and army. Uh-huh. There's a podcast dedicated to this
0:55.2	podcast, which by the way is making me insufferable. Yeah. Um, called the J-mo patrol because we do
1:02.2	just me or everyone that segment. So maybe that might be a new name they take on. But you guys,
1:07.1	I recommend the very straightforward Alison, Rose and people. Uh-huh. Take it on. Make it your own.
1:12.7	Yeah, where are that mantle? So Greg Proops, this is your fourth time. Yes, it is. I think we said
1:18.1	a record. I do think this is a record. I'm trying to think if there's anyone else who's been on
1:22.7	that many times, if they have, they don't register on my memory. And let's think about what that
1:27.5	means. So you are here to catch up with me and the Alison, Rose and people and engineer Jeff,
1:34.3	producer Jeff, why am I calling you engineer? It's like I gave you a, a motion or something. What did I
1:40.3	do? You had something in your tire. I did not approve. That was not pre-approved, I know. If you're
1:46.4	a real engineer, you would have taken it out of your tire and fixed it yourself. But then there
1:50.5	would have been really late instead of just jumping in my other car and coming here. I love that you
1:54.4	have a backup car. Oh, yeah, you got it. So smart. Everyone should have two cars and drive them both
1:59.2	at the same time. That's a, a quite a feat if you can imagine. But doesn't it make parking kind of a
2:05.0	nightmare or do you have a garage fear? I have one parking space and then street parking is not a problem
2:10.3	in my neighborhood. You can just smell the bell air. Wow. Anyway, you have a book coming out. I do.
2:19.1	On May 5th and it is called The smartest book in the world. And I just need to take a moment to tell
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