Greg Pooped His Pants (Again) - Kinda Funny Podcast
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🗓️ 18 November 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | for Arknight's Enfield beta test two has officially begun. Head to endfield.gryfline.com |
| 0:06.0 | and complete the recruitment survey for a chance to join beta test two when it starts on November 28th. |
| 0:15.0 | What's up everybody? |
| 0:23.3 | Welcome to the Kind of Funny podcast. |
| 0:25.9 | I'm one of your host, Greg Miller, and I shit my pants so badly Sunday night. |
| 0:31.1 | Oh my God, Nick. |
| 0:33.5 | I haven't told any of you about this. |
| 0:36.0 | It was the worst pants shitting I've ever had in my life. Oh my God. What was, okay, well, you've got to take us through it now. Oh, no, I mean, that's, this is the topic. You can change the headline. Greg pooped his pants and then put parentheses again. Because like, we've all pooped our pants before. But I mean, this was... Not as I mean I poop my pants this year. In Vegas I called to be next. But like when you say that what does that mean? I made it to the hotel room and I had shit in my pants. You did hear the story? I don't know if I did hear this. Now we're, now everyone's strap in because now we're gonna, now it's a competition. |
| 1:11.7 | You've never shit your pants as an adult. No. Wow. Like I've been really, like, when do you think the last time you shit your pants with? I mean, I must have been like a kid or something. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I think of that one time where I was running, when I was dating my ex-girlfriend here, and we were walking back to her apartment. And it was like, it's a long trip. Yeah. And I'm feeling stuff. And I need to take a detour into this mall right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And running around a fucking Macy's looking for a restroom. |
| 1:44.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:44.9 | And to the point where it was like, it was milliseconds away. Yeah. From like as the, as the pants are coming down, it is ejecting. It was a bad time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my thing is I don't think I've actually shit my pants as an adult, but I've done the, oops, I almost dropped my iPhone. You know what I mean? Where it falls out of your hand, you grab it right before it hits the ground. Like, I'm going and I'm like, ha! And you just clinch up and you're able to get there. I met famously, of course. I think we were at a restaurant in Vegas. |
| 2:18.7 | It might have been you, me and Andrea. |
| 2:20.1 | And I went to go to the, I was like, uh-oh. |
| 2:21.5 | And I had to race over to the bathroom and just got it got it right, right before. Actually, I think I did chart a couple years ago. see and that's the thing where as we walk through this story there you know you know obviously |
| 2:33.3 | jen is a part of it and there was there was obviously she's a large part of course |
| 2:37.8 | of course thing whereas we walk through this story there you know you know obviously jen is a part of it and there was |
| 2:35.5 | there was obviously she's a large part of it of course |
| 2:37.8 | uh but there was a question later on in the debrief |
| 2:40.8 | you know when she when she needed the what the fuck just happened |
| 2:43.8 | in our lives i said something she said oh you sharded and i |
| 2:46.7 | went no i shit my pants |
| 2:49.6 | shit farted. |
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