It's his birthday.

Barack Obama is 60.

I stopped celebrating my birthday when I was 12, but some adults are really into it.

So is he.

And how about that spread?

This is Martha's Vineyard.

It's going to be this weekend.

Steven Spielberg is going to be there.

We're hearing George Clooney, Oprah should be really, really great.

For him, for him, and everything's great for him.

He's a billionaire, and it just hit me today.

You know, he's never really had a job.

We all know he never broke a sweat as president.

And how about on his way up the ladder, huh?

Night school position at Chicago Law School.

I don't think he worked too hard there.

How hard do you have to work on those books when you are the subject when you write about yourself?

And I know being Mr. Michelle Obama was probably challenging at times, but basically he's had a very cake life.

And right now just might be the most interesting time of his life.

Remember this?

If I could make an arrangement where I had a stand in, a front man or front woman, and they had an earpiece in, and I was just in my basement

in my sweats looking through the stuff,

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