An engineer round the corner whenever you need.

British gas have over 6,000 on route at speed.

Fixing lights that won't light or have started to blink,

a pipe with a leak and that weird smell under the sink.

If your boilers kaput and your blue fur needs a rinse,

we've got your back to stop that cold water wince.

You don't need to be a customer.

We can help you too, taking care of things.

It's what British gas do.

T's and C supply, 6,000 engineers correct us of Jan 2026. We all get text messages, probably too many.

Texting is the new email.

Remember email kind of became a pain of the neck.

And same with texting.

It used to be fun.

Now it stinks.

You got to text your family, of course. That's good. Keeping tabs on everybody. But Home Depot has your number. Campaigns have your number. And for me, a lot of victims of the fake news have my number. And man, am I getting it? These poor people, I feel sorry for them. They are victims of the fake news. My friend Angie, I changed the

name to protect the guilty here. Big long text message about how dare you? How could you

support somebody like Hitler? Trump is a dictator who will stop democracy. Trump is actually like

Hitler. I don't get mad. I laugh. Keep going. Don't understand. This person doesn't understand how

you, me, she's talking about. An educated, intelligent, and creative person. Can't see how dangerous

he is. I'm cutting them some slack because they say nice things about me sometimes.

Even if you have some ideas you like, they are not worth risking the USA has been for what the USA has been. Imagine having been born to a family who by chance were not Christians but Muslims. All right, this really got me upset. All right? You got to look at the non-fake news. Anybody see Michigan this past weekend? Anybody take a look at some polls recently from Michigan and beyond

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