An engineer round the corner whenever you need.

British gas have over 6,000 on route at speed.

Fixing lights that won't light or have started to blink,

a pipe with a leak and that weird smell under the sink.

If your boilers kaput and your blue fur needs a rinse,

we've got your back to stop that cold water wince.

You don't need to be a customer.

We can help you too, taking care of things.

It's what British gas do.

T's and C supply, 6,000 engineers correct us of Jan 2026. Remember that?

Remember that?

Less than two months ago.

I know there's a great big debate tomorrow night, right?

We'll watch it.

We'll analyze it.

We'll preview it.

But this happened.

And they want us to forget it.

They want to act like it never even happened. And sometimes when you watch the news, it feels like it never even happened.

But it did. A colossal failure or part of a conspiracy to kill Trump? I'm open-minded on this one,

folks. I really am. We cannot forget that this happened and that there has been minimal,

minimal governmental action as a result.

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