An engineer round the corner whenever you need.

British gas have over 6,000 on route at speed.

Fixing lights that won't light or have started to blink,

a pipe with a leak and that weird smell under the sink.

If your boilers kaput and your blue fur needs a rinse,

we've got your back to stop that cold water wince.

You don't need to be a customer.

We can help you too, taking care of things.

It's what British gas do.

T's and C supply, 6,000 engineers correct us of Jan 2026. Could Joe Biden have screwed up this trip to Europe anymore?

He doesn't even know basic human decorum, okay?

Meeting, and you've got to have some human decorum, okay? Meeting, and you gotta have some human decorum

when you meet the Pope.

You hear the panic in the room?

As he goes in for possibly a kiss or a tete-a-tete, head-to-head, literally?

The Pope is totally freaked out, and nobody knows what to do.

This is aberrant behavior at best.

It's weird, isn't it?

And Joe, we've talked about this with you before, whether it's the Pope, whether it's the wives of cabinet members.

I mean, Joe, you just get too close and weird, especially around kids.

All right, here he goes with that head routine.

Nobody likes it.

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