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The Moon Under Water

Greg James - The Tailender (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

Audio Always

Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8675 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Everyone knows that Tony Blackburn invented the time check during his time presenting the breakfast show on Radio 1, but not many believed the practice would continue through to the present day. This week’s guest is currently manning the biggest breakfast show both in the Further AND Correct Realms, it’s Radio 1’s Greg James!


Despite having to wake up at 4.30am every day Greg is still an avid pub-goer, and loves nothing more than nursing a post-show pint as the rest of the country starts their day But what will his dream pub look like? Will it have it’s own microphones? Will there be regular time checks? Will Robin be giving us regular travel updates? Let’s find out. 


Want to hear an extended version of this episode, gain access to our bonus podcast ‘Behind The Cellar Door’ and support the upkeep of the pub? If so, head to moonunderpod.com and sign up to our Patreon! 


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0:00.0

O love, the sun is creeping.

0:10.0

Towards us, my love, may we heat our backs a while and dare the lilac to smell more sweet.

0:19.0

For lilac and heat transport me so to a sense of spring hidden deep by winters bring two glasses

0:29.3

as the sunlight thaws the past and lie down on the grass at the moon underwater. The moon underwater. O ye!

1:15.2

O yee and hither, hence and swain,

1:19.5

Heft and thither, betide thy sen.

1:21.7

And welcome to the moon underwater.

1:23.9

It is I, John Robbins, landlord,

1:29.4

of this fabled pub writ large in scriptures of yonder yore.

1:37.3

And the light, oh the light, I must talk of the light.

1:43.7

It has a quality to it that I can't quite put my finger on, but put my finger on I will try.

1:48.6

I'll keep pressing the light and thrusting my hand towards the sky as these willow trees do silhouette them send so much in the Rose Garden.

1:55.0

It's a delight to be here at the moon underwater.

2:02.0

And I have to say,

2:04.8

it's very interesting because the bar,

2:07.7

usually at this fabled pub,

2:10.3

is of oak or walnut or bark sometimes.

2:18.6

It's just sort of bark.

2:20.0

But tonight is marble.

2:28.5

And across from this marble slab, shining, shimmering, is the lovely Robin.

2:29.2

Hello, Robin.

2:29.9

Hi, John.

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