What's up, everybody? Welcome to Kind of Funny Games daily for Monday, January 3, 2020.

I'm one of your host Greg Miller alongside Forbes, 30 under 30, aka the second best baby blues

in San Francisco, aka the verified one at Tim Gettys.

What Tim, host Greg, it is so good to have you back with that beautiful, bundled little baby boy.

Of course, ladies and gentlemen, if you're just joining us, maybe you didn't know.

I've been on paternity leave for three months. Jen and I had our child here, Benjamin.

You see me holding number whatever. And yeah, Tim, it's great to be back.

And I think, you know, the first thing to address at the top of the show, sorry,

he's, I don't want to wake him up. The first thing at the top of the show is a lot of people

said, it'd been concerned that, you know, Greg Miller becoming a father would change things.

Ladies and gentlemen, who the fuck do you think you're talking to? All right, I was born to eat

chicken wings and play video games and it's been pent up inside me for three months. The need,

the knowledge, the information I need to give you all. And I've left you here in the fucking

darkness to lead and follow charlatans, your blessings, your emra. I thought I think it works,

your tamores, all these people. And that's what they all said. They've said it for 15 years,

ladies and gentlemen, 15 years that Greg Miller is a blight on the video game industry.

I've seen your Jeff Keylees, your Patrick Kleppex, your Jason Trier's all say,

and I'm what's holding you back. Well, for three months, I was gone. And what did you all do?

You let NFTs in the fucking door. I've been saving for years. I don't know what it means.

I don't trust it. And I don't like it. And now they're goddamn everywhere every day.

My Twitter. Oh my God. I see some other Shlub saying we're going to NFT. I don't know what it means to him.

But I'm excited to learn in 2022. I'm back. I'm ready. The news will never stop. Greg Miller.

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