Greg Heller's News, Joe Kwaczala's Beard, Just Me Or Everyone

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Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Greg Heller has returned and he's brought his buddy Joe Kwaczala who has a Comedy Central special coming out Nov 8. Joe is also, like Tony, definitely a "beard guy," and Greg's going to get to the bottom of it in what should probably become a new segment which Joe has many possible names for. Alison and Daniel saw Jesus Christ Superstar and Alison was wrecked by a scene that was deeply emotional and involved handfuls of glitter. Plus Yes Please Or Oh Puhleeze, Just Me Or Everyone, a tense scene near an elevator and some news from Greg.

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0:00.0	And now live from the pod cabin in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the
0:06.7	Allison Rosen, his new best friend show. Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest.
0:10.8	He's a writer in the man you call if you want to know if something is a fish, a
0:14.3	spice or a pasta. It's Greg Heller. And he's a dancer, a radio contest winner and
0:21.4	a comedian whose comedy set to stand up special debuts on November 8th. It's Joe
0:26.4	Kuzala. Own horned toot and Tony is here to say toot toot. I have one of the
0:32.1	pasta cartridges from my 3D printer toot, ragu, black and green. I'm a husband
0:36.8	Daniel, say hop on board the love bus and say hello to your best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:56.4	Hello, my little beaver nuggets. Welcome to another exciting Thursday show. That
1:07.1	particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Sarah Miller. Now beaver nuggets,
1:13.2	that just sounds salacious and full of something stenchful, which is not a word.
1:18.1	I feel like it's one of the few I've heard of, though. Oh really? Yeah. So then you know
1:21.8	what they are. I know that I've seen them and I've heard people tell it's something
1:26.7	you can get it to a specific like rest stop. I forget. It's got to be chocolate related,
1:31.5	right? I don't remember. I just know that I know of what do you think a beaver nugget
1:35.2	is, Greg? I don't know. I immediately thought that it was one of those weird like fucked
1:39.5	up Midwestern foods that only people from like Cincinnati know. Oh, I feel like it might
1:44.2	be how they're always just like, oh, you've never had toasted ravioli or whatever that
1:47.8	stuff is. Joe, it's got to be chocolate. Why does it got to be chocolate? I don't know.
1:54.8	That's because it sounds like a poop related thing. Okay. I see it. You expect it to look
2:01.9	like the droppings. Yeah. Yeah. What are the turtles? Turtles? Yeah. Yeah. It's called turtles.
2:10.7	Yeah. I don't know. What is it, Allison? Thank you for asking. You can purchase them at
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