Greg Heller Is Back!
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 October 2021
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
Producer and writer Greg Heller returns to tell me about the podcast he claims is going to crush mine. He's been saying this for months now and sending me gifs of cans getting crushed. It's called Close to Death and debuts Oct 27. Greg hosts the first and last episodes of the six episode series, each of which explores an aspect of death. We talk about writing his own obituary with the help of a famed obit writer who didn't exactly love Greg, staging his own funeral with a death doula, parenthood, losing his dongle, hacky jokes, tentacle pr0n, finding a dead body on the beach when he was a kid, lobsters, things that annoy him, cooking, feeling desensitized to death, show running and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Hey Go Fuck Yourself.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Alice. |
| 0:03.3 | Hey, no. |
| 0:04.9 | Greg, what are you doing here? |
| 0:06.0 | Hey, what do you mean, what, Alice? |
| 0:07.7 | Where'd you come from, Greg? |
| 0:09.2 | I came from the world of childish, and I just want to make sure |
| 0:12.9 | that your listeners know that you're just as wonderful |
| 0:15.8 | on the other podcast you do. |
| 0:17.3 | What if they don't have kids? |
| 0:21.2 | Don't eat them. |
| 0:22.2 | You don't eat them. |
| 0:23.4 | A lot of our listeners actually tell us. |
| 0:25.0 | They don't have kids. |
| 0:25.6 | We talk about sex. |
| 0:26.8 | We talk about all sorts of dirty stuff, |
| 0:28.8 | but also parenting stuff. |
| 0:30.2 | Yeah, so. |
| 0:31.0 | Check out Childish, new episodes every Wednesday, |
| 0:33.2 | wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:35.0 | Childish, and show your shit. |
| 0:37.6 | Maybe I should have no thanks. |
| 0:41.0 | Alice in, Rosie. |
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