Pick up your head, big of your body, get on the bus, it's time to party.

It's Gregory.

It is a bad and that, Gregory.

Take your socks off and take your pants on.

Get in the car and drive on.

Hello, everyone.

It's me.

You should know who I am.

That's my podcast.

It's Greg Stone.

Greg Stone, your favorite guy.

First of all, we got something different today.

I am in the wild city of Las Vegas.

I am staring off right now with the strip and the strippers and the sex. So much goddamn sex in the city. I love it. So we're going to be, I had guests and I told them all, go home. No guests. It's just me today. We're going to we can we're not gonna see we're just gonna talk

i know i could talk for a goddamn hour i wanted to give you guys an update on my trip everything

that was kind of going down i think it's been kind of nuts um and uh i don't understand times

so i schedule a guest and uh they're in bed now because i don't know it's like uh

Vegas time is uh it's is a different time it's like you're in bed now because I don't know, it's like Vegas time is a different time. It's like you're in a weird. The time doesn't really make sense here. It's one o'clock here. And I think it's 7 a.m. in New York. It's 4 a.m. in New Jersey and L.A. time. God knows what's going on over there. So I fucked up the whole schedule. And I figured it doesn't matter anyway. I'm just going to tell you guys about my trip,

which has been wild and fun and crazy. Also, I want to say this, that I don't know, this is going to be a lot of just me, just going to myself. So there's no one going to be here to tell me if things I'm saying is bad. so you got to do the editing at home

okay like if you're like

yeah that was definitely no one going to be here to tell me if things I'm saying is bad. So you got to do the editing at home.

Okay? Like if you're like, yeah, that was a weird thing to say, Greg. That's on you. You guys now,

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