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Dumb People Town

Greg Fitzsimmons - Independent Son

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Greg Fitzsimmons to town to hear about a Georgia man who steals a sex device from ex lover. In story 2, a man takes big steps to prove to his mother that he is independent. In the third story a woman is arrested for an unusual attack on a train.

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0:00.0

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0:30.0

Hey,

0:38.8

Hey, to Oddy's welcome to another episode of dumb people town population population fit Simmons Gregory fit Simmons. Welcome to the show

0:48.4

Only my father would call me Gregory when I was in trouble. That was like you are

0:53.0

I always love seeing you one of our just longest friends in this business. We've been friends for 25 years now, right?

1:03.8

Do and stand up just always been such a fan of you every time we like sit down and chat

1:08.6

It's like Dan was Dan. We're talking about going through the stories that we're gonna talk about today because we believe the world's getting

1:13.9

Dumber. I don't know if we ever really gotten into this with you

1:16.5

Do you believe it's getting dumber or do you think we're just or is dumb just getting louder or do we know more about it?

1:21.8

I don't necessarily think we're I mean depends on how you rate dumb in terms of like information that people are taking in

1:27.5

They're taking in more, but they're not and checking it

1:34.4

Nobody's checking it and so yeah people are walking around with a profound sense of being in the know

1:40.7

Right, which they're not I like it to it's they're not who is I like it to like every McDonald's and every small town has a group of like three or four or five or six

1:49.5

Old people to get together every morning and talk about coffee right and none of them have any

1:54.5

Information to back up any of the opinions or things they're saying do each other. Yeah millions of people are now

2:00.0

It in that discussion and then walking around the rest of the day being like well, I heard yeah

2:07.7

What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and

2:12.2

Global warming scientists, you know, it's just in the telling yeah, it's in that guy with a couple coffee

2:18.2

Being emphatic about it and backing up stats that are random right and if you hear them from the right person

2:24.9

You like I mean look at how many people stray from their families politics. Yeah, if your parents were a public and your

2:31.7

Republican if your dad was a child, what's there?

2:34.5

You're gonna do it. It's in the family

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