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Coming up first, we have Adam Crolla's substack, at Adamcrawla.substack.com. And if you like to request a clip, please e-mails, at Adamcrolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Crollow, 1216, Brett Fitzsimmons, David Wilde, Allison Rosen, Brian Bishop from 2013. Good day, Allison Rosen. Good day, Adam Crolla. I got rear-ended on my way here. I'm fine. Everything's fine. It's all fine. But there were so many people honking, and I was so frazzled and harried and just stressed that I didn't see any damage, and the girl was like, I think I just tapped you. So then I was like, I think you're okay. But she apologized.

And then I'm like, okay.

And I just got on my car and drove away.

Thinking if I get home and in the light see damage, I'm going to be kicking myself that I didn't get her info.

It was more than a tap.

I've had that happen.

And I was on a freeway. And I just thought, first off, climbing out of your car on the freeway, I try to explain this to white folk who live in decent

neighborhoods who are under the age of 65.

This is the way you will get killed.

Statistically, it's not going to be a stray bullet, and it's not going to be be a gangmanger putting a shiv in you when you're in line at the cafeteria or anything. This is the way Whitey dies who lives in a nice neighborhood is you get a flat tire. You get out of your car at night. You're off by the side of the freeway and you get killed. Statistically, those are the top five ways you get killed. If you're under a certain

age, certain income bracket, and so on and so forth. I don't know why we're so casual about it.

So if somebody taps you and you're on the freeway and you think, maybe there's some damage,

maybe there isn't. Think about the damage to your skull.

I was on just a little, I was on a little side street. Oh, okay. For me, I was just like, I'm on the 101, and I got tapped. It's a lease. I'll be fine. Good day, Bob Ryan. Look, motherfucker. I'm telling you, there was Andy Menjarez wanted to hear that hashtag top drop on Twitter. I want to get more into this in a second. David Wilde could speak to you.

This year, I am giving thanks for Adam Carolla? But I do want to say, it might feel bad.

Am I the only one who got turned on when Allison said she was rear-ended and then a woman said she

tapped her? Yeah. Yeah. Your son's out there, David. I just get turned on by accidents.

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